| English | Russian |
| I need to take a leak | мне надо кое-куда сбе́гать |
| take Captain Picard to warp speed | мастурбировать |
| take to the woodshed | непублично наказывать (Ivan Pisarev) |
| take to the woodshed | наказать как следует (Ivan Pisarev) |
| take to the woodshed | отчитывать (Ivan Pisarev) |
| take to the woodshed | наказать как следует (to punish, reprimand, or reprove someone, especially discreetly, secretly, or in private. Ivan Pisarev) |
| take to the woodshed | скрытно наказывать (Ivan Pisarev) |
| take to the woodshed | тайно наказывать (to punish, reprimand, or reprove someone, especially discreetly, secretly, or in private. Ivan Pisarev) |
