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| English | Russian |
| dick measuring contest | измерение членов (I propose a literal dick measuring contest. — Предлагаю померяться членами в буквальном смысле слова.) |
| engage in a dick-measuring contest | меряться письками (тж. get in, start и т. п.: Dude, you don't want to start a dick measuring contest with me. 4uzhoj) |
| measure dicks | померяться письками (with someone: If you want to measure dicks with me, Billy boy, you better fetch a yardstick and some tweezers. 4uzhoj) |
| measure dicks | меряться письками (with someone: You don't want to measure dicks with me, junior. 4uzhoj) |